malformalady:

Subconjunctival hemorrhage

malformalady:

Subconjunctival hemorrhage

outofcontextdnd:

Minotaur/warforged barbarian: I roll a 28 to intimidate the floor.

DM: The floor is unresponsive.

Barbarian: I punch it. Like, a lot.

DM: It’s a stone floor. Your hand hurts.

(via salorast)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY